Hours before I headed over to my polling place Tuesday, I logged into Facebook expecting the usual assortment of free-floating outrage, sappy uplift and pet photos.
Instead, I got status update after status update exhorting me to vote.
The updates marched past like a parade of barking boot-camp instructors:
Vote vote vote!
Some states have more exciting races than ours this year, but wherever you are, vote!
If you didn't vote and don't have a stellar excuse for missing the polls, unfriend me now. I don't need useless lazy (people) like you mucking up my FB feed.
Feeling guilty that I hadn't charged out to vote before I'd finished my...