In Virginia, the restaurants and gas stations advertised on signs along the interstate can be up to 3 miles away from the exit.
In Georgia, it's two miles. I know this and so, so much more about interstate "logo signs" because I used to live in Georgia. And the minute I moved to Virginia it was like I lost all ability to find McDonald's.
I am not alone, which we'll get to in less time than it takes to navigate exit 250A off Interstate 64. Legend holds there is a McDonald's here.
This is also the Fort Eustis exit, which I'm certain of because, when I reached the front gate with no hamburgers in sight, I had to ask myself how likely it was that Big Macs...