So, A-List entertainers don't want to perform at the Trump inauguration. Most of the Rockettes won't even lift a leg for him. But since Trump is riding a populist wave, karaoke can fill in.
Kellyanne Conway will start off with Lynn Anderson: "I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden, Along with the sunshine, There's gotta be a little rain sometimes...."
Vice President Mike Pence ("You've whipped out that Mexican thing again") will go with Engelbert Humperdinck: "Prettiest eyes in all of Mexico, please smile at me once before I go, this is just adios and not goodbye."
Tillerson (State) and Pompeo (CIA) will sing with The...